As your future ruler, I would like to welcome you to my website. It pleases me that you are taking the time to learn more about your future monarch. An informed minion is a surviving minion and as I’m sure you wish to continue existing I’ve posted my personal archives and notes for your edification. And even though I’m sure your primitive human ape mind may not be above to comprehend all I’ve written I would like to thank you for trying.
At the this point I feel that I should let you know all of you will not survive my rise to power and many of you will find your lives ,“changed” to better suit my whims and needs. But don’t fret there will always be a place for you in my zombie horde and I will find amusement in whatever form I give you.
Now get to work cretin and know that after you’re done here I expect nothing but the best bowing, kowtowing and groveling….or else.
Yours,
Lucinda Nightbane
Princess of the Empire of twelve worlds
Lady of the dark isle of Corbus
Future ruler of earth
P.S. Obey the Princess.
